I've decided to start documenting all the new terms that are created in my presence. Use them freely enough and they might make their way into the real thing.

The Werriam-Mebster Dictionary

 

binch - n. - A word engraved on the wronch. Can only be used in sentence form when combined with binch zoomm.
Circa 2002

binch zoomm - adj. - drunk, plastered, wasted, high, sloshed, blasted or three sheets to the wind.
Circa 2002

First Use: "Man, I am going to get binch zoomed tonight."

bork·en - adj. - Separated into parts, fractured
Circa 2002

First Use: "Help me Chris! My program is borken!"

Cole·man·ize - v. - The process of heavily commenting Java™ source code and catching of every theoretical error. Also involved in this process in making as many final variables as possible. The program is simplified by tripling its length.
Circa 2002

Sample:

Before Colemanization

System.exit(0);

After Colemanization

final String ERROR_STRING = "You made the following mistake: ";

//try to exit the program
try {
    System.exit(0);
}   //end of try block

//catch a SecurityException error
catch (SecurityException se) {
    System.out.println(ERROR_STRING + se);
    System.exit(1);
}   //end of catch block

hoe·vendor - n. - Just what it sounds like
Circa 1999

Sample: "Yeah, that playa Black Rob is the biggest blinged-out hoevendor 'round these parts."

Kelly·og·ra·phy - n. - A form of choreography that consists of the flailing of limbs in a timing scheme of complete disarray. This technique was specially designed for low-budget high school musical productions.
Circa 2000

Sample: "After school I was forced to practice hours of new Kellyography."

pre·slign - adj. - Disorganized, not in final, polished form. And whatever causes this is the director's fault.
Circa 2002

Sample: "This musical is very preslign."


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